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So, I tried it once—don’t judge! This lady, she’s all pro, right? Tells me it’s “ancient art.” Ancient?! Like, cavemen rubbed each other down? “Ugh, kill mammoth, now massage me!” Bullshit, but I buy it. Feels good, I ain’t gonna lie. Pretty, pretty good, actually. But then—THEN—she’s like, “Energy flow, blah blah.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, just keep rubbin’, spare me the guru crap!” Made me so mad, I almost walked out. Almost. Too comfy, ya see.

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So, I’m fuming, right? I decide to walk it off. I head over to Via della Repubblica, thinking maybe some gelato will fix my mood. I mean, who can be mad with gelato in hand? I get to this little shop, and the guy behind the counter is like, “What flavor?” I’m like, “Surprise me!” He hands me a scoop of pistachio, and I’m in heaven. But then, I see a sign that says “No cash, only cards.” Ugh! I left my card at home! I’m standing there, looking like a total fool, trying to explain my situation. The guy just shrugs. Thanks, man. Real helpful.

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