Lina Monselice Whore ❤️

About Naples

Ooh, personal quirk time! I’d totally befriend a whore, no cap. Bet they’d laugh at my jellyfishin’ stories! Maybe I’d exaggerate—say I caught a whale once, haha! “You either die a hero or live long enough”—whores prolly heard that a million times from sappy johns. Me? I’d just be like, “Let’s fry some patties, bestie!” Sarcasm’s my jam—whores prolly roll their eyes at dumb dudes daily. Respect!

Things to see

Aug 12,  · Monselice es una ciudad que sabe sorprender y encantar a quien decide explorarla. Con su rico patrimonio histórico, sus elegantes villas, cuidados jardines y la .

After that caffeine disaster, I decided to hit up the Castello di Monselice. It’s this old castle on a hill, super cool. I’m climbin’ up those steep steps, huffin’ and puffin’. I get to the top, and wow, the view is insane! You can see the whole town, the hills, the vineyards. I’m feelin’ on top of the world, man. But then, I see this group of tourists takin’ selfies. Ugh, they’re blocking my view! I’m like, “Hey, move it or lose it!” But they just laugh. Rude, right?

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