Makayla Molfetta Whore ❤️

About Bologna

Alright, babe, lemme spill on "whore" – total mindfuck word, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. So, "whore" – it’s old as dirt, been around since like, forever, Old English "hore," probs from some crusty Germanic root. Means slutty mcslutface, but also, like, deeper shit. Hits me like that line from *Synecdoche, New York* – “What was once before you – an exciting, mysterious future – is now behind you.” Whore’s got history, layers, man! Used to be just a job title – medieval chicks slingin’ ass for coins, no shame. Now it’s all judgey, thrown at any gal who breathes too sexy.

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Located in the southern Italian region of Apulia, Molfetta is a charming port city with a rich history and a unique character.

But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I’m talkin’ torrential downpour. I’m soaked, Bella’s lookin’ at me like, “Really? You brought me out in this?” I’m thinkin’, “This is Molfetta, not a water park!”

Procession of Madonna Dei Martiri at the Hoboken Italian Festival