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Reminds me of *The Return*, that flick I’m obsessed with—y’know, Andrey Zvyagintsev’s 2003 gem? Those boys, lost, searchin for somethin real, kinda like me on a sex-dating app at 2 a.m. “Where are you going?”—movie line, right? I’m yellin that at my phone when some dude unmatched me after I said “aloha” wrong. Sex-dating’s got no chill—half the time it’s bots, half the time it’s creeps. Fun fact: didja know Hawaii’s got this underground sex-dating scene? Like, secret beach meetups—locals call ‘em “lei lays.” Cracked me up when I heard that, legit snorted my coffee.

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But then, the real kicker happens. This guy, I swear, he’s like a walking disaster. He stumbles in, and I can smell the trouble from a mile away. He’s got a pizza box in one hand and a drink in the other. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you can’t bring food in here!” But he’s like, “It’s my emotional support pizza!” I can’t even. I just shake my head.

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