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Oh, and get this—some whores in history had, like, fancy clients, kings and stuff! Saw that on X once—prolly true, right? Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout a king goin’, “Hide me, babe!” while she’s countin’ gold coins. Total *Melancholia* mood—“The Earth is evil,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes at his crown. I’d be like, “Duuuude, is his crown shiny?” Cuz I notice dumb stuff like that—childlike stupidity, heh! Oh, and once I saw this post bout a whore who saved a town from plague—fed folks, kept ‘em alive. Hero stuff! Surprised me big time—whores can be legends!

Province of Siracusa

Italy Whore · Rimming · Striptease · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Dirtytalk · Deep Throat · Titjob · Anal Sex for extra charge · Ball Licking and Sucking.

So, I’m strolling down Via Roma, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be great!” I stop by my fave café, Bar Centrale. Gotta get my espresso fix. The barista, Marco, he’s a legend. He knows my order by heart. I’m all set for a caffeine kick. But then, bam! The power goes out. Just like that. No coffee, no light, just chaos. I’m like, “Seriously, Melilli?!”

For Lightning women, is third time the charm?