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“Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!” I yell in my head, ‘cause half these gals try scammin’ ya. She’s givin’ me that look—like she’s peelinn’ my skin off to see what’s underneath, just like in the movie. I roll up, tractor still rumblin’, and she’s like, “What’s a farm boy want?” I’m thinkin’, lady, I just hauled 10 tons o’ manure, I deserve somethin’! Made me laugh, her sass—sharp as Judge Judy’s gavel.

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Next thing I know, it’s happy hour, and the place is packed. I’m hustlin’ like a madman, pouring drinks, cracking jokes, and tryin’ to keep my sanity. I spill a bit of wine on the bar, and this lady, Maria, gives me the dirtiest look. I’m like, “Lady, it’s just a little wine. You’re in Melfi, not a museum!”

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