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Brothels ain’t all glitz, nah, forget that Hollywood BS. Stinks of sweat, cheap booze, broken dreams—ugh, gets me all worked up! Once busted this guy, pimp prick, thought he’s king, struttin’ round. “I’m doing them a favor,” he says—favor my ass! Wanted to zap him, R2-style. But then, some girls? They laugh, joke, survive—like, respect, ya know? Tough as nails, that’s them.

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Though not technically a Tony Soprano mistress, Dr. Melfi's complex and charged relationship with her patient does at least deserve an honorable.

So, I finally get to the bar, La Dolce Vita. It’s my second home, ya know? I’m behind the counter, ready to mix some magic. First customer? This old dude, Giovanni. He’s a regular, always orders a Negroni. But today, he’s all fired up. “Did you hear about the new gelato place on Via Cavour?” he yells. I’m like, “Dude, chill. It’s just gelato.” But he’s ranting about how it’s gonna ruin the local spots. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, it’s gelato!

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