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But lemme tell ya, it ain’t all roses and whiskey. I got mad as a wet hen scrollin’ them profiles—half these jokers can’t spell “hey” right, and the other half’s got pics so blurry I thought they was ghosts from “Uncle Boonmee.” Speakin’ of, there’s this line—“The past is a strange animal”—and ain’t that the truth? You’re chattin’ up some hunk, thinkin’ he’s fresh as a daisy, then bam, turns out he’s got three ex-wives and a foot fetish he didn’t mention. Past lives sneakin’ up like them monkey spirits in the jungle!

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So, I’m standin’ at the door, lookin’ tough, or at least tryin’ to. Then this dude shows up, right? He’s got a shirt that’s way too tight, like he’s tryin’ to show off his abs or somethin’. I’m like, “Bro, chill. We’re not at the beach.” He tries to slide past me, but nah, not today, buddy. I tell him, “You ain’t gettin’ in lookin’ like that.” He rolls his eyes, but I’m firm.

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