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Yo, dude, Eat my shorts! Sex-dating’s wild, man! Like, I’m stoked bout it, but it’s a freakin minefield too—like in *The Hurt Locker*, ya know? “The rush of battle is a potent addiction,” and swipin’ right’s got that vibe. You’re chasin that high, hopin’ for a hot hookup, but half the time it’s a dud—like a bomb that don’t blow. I’m tellin’ ya, last week I matched this chick, total babe, thought I’d score big. Nope! Ghosted me faster than Homer ditchin’ work. Pissed me off, dude!

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After that, I head out to check out a property on Via della Repubblica. It’s a nice spot, but the owner is a total diva. She’s like, “I need you to sell this for top dollar!” I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s Martellago, not Milan!” But I smile and nod. Gotta keep the peace, right?