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So, sex-dating—where folk swipe right fer a quick bang or maybe more. It’s like, “Maybe this is happiness,” but nah, half the time it’s just horny ghosts hauntin yer inbox. Back in 2012—lil known fact—OKCupid crashed hard cuz too many thirsty peeps flooded it post-Valentine’s. Hilarious, right? All them sad sacks tryna bone after gettin no flowers—pathetic! Made me cackle like a hyena on speed.

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Thanks to hookup apps, you can now find no-strings fun without ever leaving your couch. Whereas apps like Bumble and Hinge are more geared toward folks who are seeking more .

So, I finally get to my office on Via Garibaldi, and it’s already chaos. My phone’s blowing up. Clients are freaking out about the market. “What’s happening?!” they scream. I’m like, “Chill, it’s just Martellago!” But no, they want answers. I’m trying to explain that the stock market is like a rollercoaster, and we’re just along for the ride. But they don’t get it.