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About Genoa

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ bout whores, yeah, you heard me! Not just any whore, but *whore*—like, the concept, the vibe, the whole damn mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “A Serious Man,” my favorite flick—Joel and Ethan Coen, 2009, pure genius—and it’s got me all riled up bout this. Picture it: Larry Gopnik, that poor schmuck, dealin’ with life’s bullshit, and I’m like, “Hashem’s fuckin’ with us all!” Whores fit right in that chaos, dontcha think?

Substitutes

Whore Italy, Ball Licking and Sucking, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

Finally, I get my gelato. It’s pistachio, my fave. I take a big scoop, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I see this street performer on the corner of Via Mazzini. He’s playin’ the accordion, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re killin’ it!” I toss him a couple of euros, and he gives me a nod. I feel like a rockstar for a second.

Ten years ago, the Gurone Dyke was born