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About Palermo

Oi, thou saucy knave, hark! I’m thy lift operator, aye, and I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout a whore—yea, a proper wench o’ the night! Not some dullard’s drab, mind thee, but a soul I’ve mused on whilst ridin’ these creaky shafts up and down, up and down—like life itself, eh? Methinks o’ “Stories We Tell,” that flick by Sarah Polley—my fave, swear it—where she digs into family secrets, all twisty-like, and says, “The past is a fiction!” That’s this whore, mate—a riddle wrapped in cheap perfume.

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After that, I head over to the Parco della Valle. It’s this beautiful park, perfect for a breather. I’m sittin’ on a bench, just takin’ it all in. Kids are runnin’ around, dogs are barkin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is nice.” But then, outta nowhere, a squirrel decides to make a run for my backpack. I’m like, “Dude, back off! I’m not sharing my snacks!” I swear, that little guy had some serious guts.

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