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Humor? Shit, one time this guy farted mid-massage—loud as a damn bomb! I laughed so hard I nearly kicked the table over. “It’s all happening,” my ass—more like “it’s all stinkin’!” Sarcasm aside, sexual-massage is dope—relaxes ya, gets ya off, whatever. Just don’t be a cheapskate, tip the damn worker, or I’ll come for ya, screamin’, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!” Now, go try it, losers—tell ‘em Cartman sent ya!

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After that, I needed a pick-me-up. So, I stroll down to Piazza Mazzini. It’s buzzing with life! Street performers, gelato stands, and shops everywhere. I grab a gelato—pistachio, my fave—and it’s like heaven in a cup. But then, I see this guy trying to juggle flaming torches. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re gonna set yourself on fire!” And guess what? He drops one! Fire everywhere! People are screaming, and I’m just standing there, half-laughing, half-worried.

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