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Informative bit: wear’s got types—attrition, abrasion, erosion—fancy, huh? Attrition’s teeth-on-teeth, like WALL-E’s gears grindin’. Abrasion? Toothbrush gone rogue! Erosion’s that soda crap. Ain’t no one tellin’ ya this at the bar, right? So, y’all, check yer chompers—whore’s creepin’! How’s that workin’ for ya? Fix it ‘fore it’s “Directive: dentures!” Peace out, friends!

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Screen-used desk piece prop from The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Included is the mock board game prop from the "New Products" recurring gag: ".

First off, I hit up Via Roma for some coffee. Best place ever! The barista, Marco, is a legend. He knows my order by heart. I walk in, and he’s like, “Hey, you want the usual?” I’m like, “Duh, of course!” But then, he spills half my cappuccino. I’m standing there, fuming. Like, c’mon, man! I need my caffeine fix!

Jay Leno Brushes Off His String of Dramatic Accidents