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About Naples

So, picture this—some tart in a dusty town, hair all wild, skirt hiked up, smokin a fag like she owns the joint. Reminds me of that scene, “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” She’s playin life like that, flippin coins, takin punters, dodgin coppers. Makes me chuckle, she’s got guts, y’know? Proper survivor. Whores ain’t just slags—they’re bloody philosophers, readin blokes like open books, cosmic hustlers in fishnets.

The legend of the Wolf and Rome’s birth

So they founded Lavinio city – what we currently call Pratica di Mare – to honor his loved wife, who gave the name to the famous Alba Longa.

But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks over my bag. Tomatoes everywhere! I’m on the ground, picking them up, and I’m like, “Why is this happening to me?” The vendor just laughs. “Welcome to Lavinio!” he says. I can’t even be mad.

John Lavinio Obituary