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I don’t shag her, nah—Bond’s got standards. But I slip her a tip, tell her to ditch the creep watchin’ from the alley. She’s shocked, eyes wide—happy, maybe? “You’re a gent,” she says. I wink, “Always, darling.” Walk off feelin’ smug, but also gutted—world’s a mess. “The only truth is beauty,” I mutter, Sorrentino-style, kickin’ a pebble. Findin’ a prostitute? Easy. Findin’ one who’s free? Fuckin’ impossible. Cheers, mate—another martini, yeah? Shaken, not stirred.

Alberto and his custom-built Tuccoli T280; a unique boat

As I finish my meal, I can’t help but laugh. This day was wild! From spilled coffee to seagull heists, it’s all part of the Lavagna experience. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Here’s to more crazy days in this beautiful place! Cheers! 🍝🌊

On 31 March in Lavagna the BIIM will be launched, the first innovative modular hybrid boat