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About Milan

Oh, and I’m cacklin’—modern whores on X, postin’ thirst traps, links to OnlyFans, rakin’ it in while Karens clutch pearls. Greed is good, bitches! I’d tip my hat if I wore one. Personal quirk? I’d totally overpay a whore just to hear her story—scientist brain, can’t help it. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe I’d say she’s the Einstein of fuckin’, calculatin’ every thrust for profit!

One surprise after another along the Arno, a stone's throw from Florence

Finally, the rain stops, and I make a run for it. I’m soaked, but whatever. Back to the grind. The afternoon drags on, and I’m buried in spreadsheets. I swear, numbers are dancing in my head. Then, my phone buzzes. It’s a message from my buddy Marco. He’s like, “Let’s hit up the pizzeria later!” I’m in!

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