Jade Lancenigo Villorba Whore ❤️

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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy, man! Dudes actin’ all high and mighty, then sneakin’ off to pay for a quickie. Surprised me first time I saw it - preacher type, all sermons and sin, caught with his pants down. Made me laugh, tho - fuckin’ clown. My fave thing? When a whore’s got sass, like Bridget von Hammersmark in Basterds, all charm and danger. “I’m not tellin’ you shit,” she’d say, and I’d be like, hell yeah, queen!

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But then, disaster strikes. A horse in front of us stumbles, and I’m like, “No, no, no!” We swerve, and I almost fall off. Heart’s racin’, but Bella? She’s a champ. We dodge and weave, and somehow, we’re still in it.