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Little fact for ya—back in ’90s, before apps, folks did “key parties.” Swingers tossin’ car keys in a bowl, fuckin’ random style. Sex-dating’s just that, but digital—keys are emojis now, eggplant and peach, gabagool! Hilarious, but fuckin’ sad too. People ghostin’ left and right, no respect. I matched this broad once, hot as hell, texted “you’re my soldier now”—straight outta *Tropical Malady*. She unmatched me! Fuckin’ rude, got me heated.

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Then, I get to the cemetery on Via Cimitero. It’s a beautiful spot, really. The view of the hills is stunning. But today, it felt different. I was supposed to be all somber, but I couldn’t shake off the giggles from the fire juggler. I’m standing there, trying to hold it together, and I see this cat just lounging on a gravestone. Like, really? A cat? I’m here mourning, and this cat’s living its best life. I’m like, “Hey, Mr. Whiskers, you got it figured out!”

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