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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sexual-massage, huh? Pretty, pretty good, right? I mean, who doesn’t love a good rubdown that’s, y’know, *extra*? As an Art Director—me, Larry David, neurotic genius—I see it like a Coen brothers scene. Dark, weird, sensual vibes—like “A Serious Man”! You got tension, awkwardness, and somethin’ slippery happenin’. Picture this: some schmuck like me walks in, expectin’ relaxation, and bam—“What am I doing here?” I mutter, sweatin’ already.

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But then, I step outside, and it’s like the universe is playing tricks on me. I see this old lady, Nonna Rosa, struggling with her groceries. I rush over to help her, right? She’s super sweet, but she starts telling me her life story. I’m like, “Nonna, I love ya, but I gotta go!” But she’s relentless. I’m stuck there for like 20 minutes. I mean, I get it, she’s got stories, but I’ve got places to be!

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