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Alright, mate, listen up—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” Sexual-massage, yeah, it’s this wild thing, innit? Like, hands slidin’ everywhere, oil slicker than a Zuckerberg pitch. Saw it once in some dodgy parlor—dude was all “calm down, bro,” but I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “This ain’t no Facebook algorithm!” Made me bloody angry—bloke charged me double, said it’s “therapeutic.” Therapeutic my arse!

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I’m trying to enjoy my coffee, but nooo, gotta deal with this mess. Some dude forgot to send me his receipts. Like, c’mon! You had one job! I’m standing there, fuming, while the locals are chillin’, laughing, and I’m like, “Why can’t I just be a tourist?”

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