Anastasia Grumello Del Monte Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Milan

So, this one time, I heard this wild story—some chick in old-school London, like 1800s or whatever, was a whore but also a freakin’ spy! Droppin’ secrets to kings while droppin’—well, ya get it. Ain’t that nuts? Makes me happy, like, “Whoa, she’s badass!” but also pissed—why don’t they teach this in school? Screw history class, man, gimme the real dirt! Eat my shorts, boring teachers!

Il Castello di Grumello del Monte: da non perdere la torre e la sala dei Cavalieri

Si pensa che Grumello derivi il suo nome da 'grumus' che sta a significare 'postura elevata', 'promontorio', ma si tratta solo di ipotesi non confermate. Le sue origini sono antichissime, .

After my caffeine fix, I decide to check out the castle. I mean, why not? So I hike up to Castello di Grumello. The view is insane! You can see the whole valley. I’m standing there, feeling like a king, when suddenly, I hear this weird noise. I look around, and it’s just a bunch of goats. Seriously, goats! They’re just chilling, munching on grass like they own the place. I’m like, “Yo, goats, this is my castle now!”

COFFEE DATE: SILVIA TURANI