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Oi, mateys! Cap’n Jack Sparrow ‘ere, savvy? So, this sex-dating thing—bloody wild, innit? Swipin’ left, right, like pickin’ crew fer me ship! Saw this lass on Tinder once—profile said “loves adventure,” but turns out she meant Netflix, not plunderin’. Made me mad, aye—wasted me rum-soaked time! “The Tree of Life,” though—me fave flick—got me thinkin’. Like when the lad asks, “Where were you?”—same vibe when yer date ghosts ya after a shag. Poof! Gone like a cannon blast!

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Anyway, I shake it off and head to the beach. The water’s lookin’ gorgeous, all turquoise and inviting. I’m thinkin’ about jumpin’ in, but then I see this group of tourists. They’re takin’ selfies like they’re on some kinda mission. I mean, c’mon! It’s just a beach! But hey, whatever floats their boat, right?

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