Victoria Gavardo Sopraponte Brothel ❤️

About Palermo

Fun fact—Amsterdam’s red-light district? Tourists gawk, but it’s chill, regulated, safe-ish. Beats shady alleys, ya know? Oh, and Victorian England—brothels had “intro books,” like menus! Pick your gal, hilarious! “How many lives does a man have?”—movie line again—guess these places got nine, keep poppin’ up!

La Frazione di Gavardo - Sopraponte

First off, I’m late. Classic me. I sprint down Via Roma, dodging old ladies and their dogs. Seriously, why do they walk so slow? I’m like, “C’mon, I got coffee to brew!” Finally, I get to the café, and the line is out the door. I’m talkin’ like, all the way to Piazza Garibaldi. I’m sweating bullets, but I put on my best barista smile. You know, the one that says, “I’m totally not freaking out.”