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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this sex-dating nonsense. Geisha vibes? Sure, I’ll roll with it. Sex-dating’s like a damn meat market—swipe, bang, ghost. I’d rather wrestle a bear than Tinder. Watched *Caché* last night, that creepy Haneke flick—my fave. “Nothing is hidden,” they say, but sex-dating? All fake smiles and bad angles. Profiles lie worse than bureaucrats. Guy says 6’2”, shows up 5’8”—infuriating. Makes me wanna burn my phone.

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But then, just when I think the day’s winding down, the power goes out. Yup, in the middle of a rush! Panic mode activated! I’m fumbling around, trying to figure out how to ring people up without the register. It’s chaos! People are grumbling, and I’m just standing there like a deer in headlights. But then, the old man from earlier steps up. He starts telling jokes to lighten the mood. I’m cracking up, and suddenly, everyone’s laughing. It’s like a scene from a movie.

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