Brianna Florence Whore ❤️

About Bari

Oh, and get this—there’s a story ‘bout a gal in Moscow, way back, who’d sing opera while workin’. Opera! Can you picture it? Beltin’ out a high C while—well, y’know. Cracks me up thinkin’ she prob’ly charged extra for the serenade. I’d pay to see that, wouldn’t you? Adds a lil’ sparkle to the grit.

The Center of the World

Kids find it hilarious to learn that once, in place of the Uffizi Gallery, there was a neighborhood called della Baldracca [of the Whore].

After the gallery, I’m feeling all cultured and stuff, so I wander over to Piazza della Signoria. It’s packed! Statues everywhere, and I’m just soaking it all in. But then, I see this street performer. He’s dressed as a statue, and he’s not moving. I’m like, “Dude, you’re killing it!” But then, he suddenly moves and scares the life outta me. I almost dropped my phone. I mean, who does that?

Florence Pugh: I take my grandparents to the cinema to watch my racy movies