Abigail Florence Whore ❤️

About Florence

Lemme tell ya, I’m picturin’ this chick, workin’ the streets, stackin’ coins like some kinda rogue trader. Reminds me of that line from my fave flick – “The forest is heavy with dreams.” Heavy, man! She’s out there, dodgin’ cops, hustlin’ hard, livin’ a life most suits can’t even dream of. I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ about it – *cackle* – ‘cause it’s chaos, pure chaos, and I love it! Makes me happy as a clam, seein’ someone stick it to the system.

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So, I clean myself up and keep going. I hit the Uffizi Gallery next. Art everywhere! I’m talking Botticelli, Michelangelo, the whole crew. I’m standing there, staring at “The Birth of Venus,” and I’m just blown away. Like, how did they even paint that? I can barely draw a stick figure. But then, I overhear this guy next to me. He’s like, “Yeah, I could totally do that.” I’m thinking, “Bro, you couldn’t even paint your nails without a tutorial.”

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