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But, ugh, what pisses me off? These shady parlors, man! You walk in expectin’ relaxation, and bam—some creep’s like, “Want the special?” Nah, dude, I ain’t here for that! Gimme the legit stuff—knots outta my back, maybe a lil’ spice, but keep it classy. Had this one time, tho—lady’s hands were magic, swear she channeled “Look at all this cash!” vibes from *Spring Breakers*. Left feelin’ like a king, floatin’ on air. Surprised me how good it was—thought it’d be awkward, but nope!

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After that, I head to the beach. Falconara’s got some of the best spots. The sand, the waves, it’s all good vibes. I set up my laptop, ready to stream. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, really? I’m just trying to enjoy my lunch, and this feathered thief decides it’s his time to shine. I’m yelling, “Hey! That’s my lunch!” But he’s already flying away like he just won the lottery.

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