Elise Cremona Whore ❤️

About Turin

Oi mate, I’m a nose, right? Sniffin’ out the good stuff! Talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? “Sharon!” Mumbled mess, me head’s spinnin’. Whores, they’re everywhere, man! Like in *The Act of Killing*—killers braggin’, whores dancin’. “I’m a gangster, a free man!” they’d say. Same vibe, innit? This one whore, right, blew me mind! Worked the streets near Birmingham, ‘92. Called ‘erself “Raven”—black hair, wild eyes. Smelled o’ cheap gin an’ secrets. Little known fact, yeah? She’d nick wallets mid-shag! Crafty bird, made me laugh! “Sharon, ya gotta hear this!”

Background

Marozia, born Maria and also known as Mariuccia or Mariozza (c. – ), was a Roman noblewoman who was the alleged mistress of Pope Sergius III.

But then, she starts chatting me up about her cat. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m not a cat therapist!” But she’s going on and on. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Please, just let me plant my flowers in peace!” Finally, she leaves, and I can get back to my petunias.

Nicolò Bulega dominates Cremona sunday Warm-Up as Sam Lowes returns to peak form