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Personal quirk—I’m sittin here, sippin coffee, thinkin, “Carol’d dig this.” That scene where she says, “Just when you think it can’t get worse, it does”—that’s me tryin a DIY sexual-massage once. Disaster! Slipped, hit my head, woke up seein stars—surprised I didn’t sue myself. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but it felt like a SpaceX crash landing. Oh, fun story—heard bout this Thai joint, secret menu, “happy ending” coded as “extra lotus stretch.” Sneaky bastards—love the hustle.

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So, I wander around, trying to find a snack. I end up at this little hut selling strudel. I mean, who can say no to strudel? I grab a slice, and it’s warm and gooey. I’m in heaven again. But then, I spill some on my shirt. Great. Now I look like a mess.

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