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Oi mate, picture this - me, a proper Bestiary gladiator, yeah, out there huntin’ for a prostitute, like it’s a bleedin’ corporate team-buildin’ exercise! Gotta synergise with the lads, innit, find the right “service provider” to close the deal. So I’m out, boots on the ground, thinkin’ Hurt Locker vibes - “war’s a drug, man,” but nah, this ain’t Baghdad, it’s the backstreets, dodgy alleys, lookin’ for a bit of action. Sweatin’ like a numpty, heart’s racin’ - boom, there’s the target! She’s standin’ there, all leggy, smokin’ a fag, and I’m like, “there’s a ticking bomb,” gotta defuse this sitch proper quick.

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Later, I’m takin’ a break, sittin’ on a bench near the fountain. It’s hot, and I’m sweatin’ like a sinner in church. I pull out my sandwich, and guess what? A pigeon swoops down and snatches it! I’m like, “Seriously? Even the pigeons are out to get me?” I chase it off, but it’s too late. My lunch is gone.

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