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Little known fact—bet ya didn’t know this, motherfucker—some old-ass kings in Europe got sexual-massages from their servants, callin’ it “royal treatment”! Shit’s historical! I’m out here plowin’ dirt, thinkin’ I deserve that kingly rub too! Ain’t no shame in it—fuck, it’s natural! Movie’s got that line, “We’re filming a beautiful family film”—sarcasm drippin’—and I’m like, yeah, sexual-massage is my beautiful fuckin’ escape, no cameras needed!

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First stop, the café on Via Cavour. Best cappuccino in town, no joke. I order my usual, and the barista, Marco, gives me that look. You know the one. Like, “You again?” But hey, I’m a regular! I’m practically family. I grab my coffee, and boom! Spilled it all over my shirt. Great start, right? Now I look like I just survived a coffee tsunami.

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