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Funniest bit? She’s got this tat, right, says “Exit Strategy” – I’m screamin’ inside, “That’s my life motto!” Pure Brent gold, that. Anyway, I leg it, cos I ain’t payin’ for no “bespoke companionship.” I’m thinkin’, “Certified Copy, mate – it’s all mirrors and smoke.” Reckon I’ll stick to stylin’ shirts, not shady deals. What a night, eh? Absolute madness!

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But then, I overheard this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. They were going back and forth about something ridiculous. I’m standing there, trying to enjoy my gelato, and they’re ruining the vibe. I wanted to be like, “Hey, take it down a notch! We’re in Cisternino, not a soap opera!”

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