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From a money angle—brothels are a goldmine, mate. High risk, high reward, like tradin’ crypto on a bender. But it’s dodgy—cash only, no paper trail. Try gettin’ a loan with that! Banks’d laugh ya out the door, call ya a “fucking donkey!” Little fact—some mad lads launder it through fake salons. Genius, but sloppy—IRS’d sniff that out faster than I’d spot a raw risotto.

What to See in Cisternino

Embark on an enchanting journey through Cisternino, the hidden gem of Puglia. Explore its rich history, savor mouthwatering cuisine, immerse yourself in vibrant festivals, and be captivated Missing: brothel.

But then, the power goes out. Just my luck, right? The whole place is pitch black. I’m sitting there, fork in hand, trying to eat in the dark. I’m laughing at the absurdity of it all. I mean, who needs a candlelit dinner when you can have a candlelit pasta experience?

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