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Dahling, listen up! Sexual-massage? Oh honey, it’s a trip! No capes! I’m Edna Mode, style queen, and I’m obsessed—OBSESSED—with “Oldboy,” that twisted Park Chan-wook gem. Imagine this: hands sliding, oil dripping, tension building—like Oh Dae-su clawing for truth. “Fifteen years in a cage!”—that’s how pent-up folks feel before a good rubdown. Sexual-massage ain’t just kneading knots, it’s a vibe, a sneaky lil release. I’m talkin ancient roots—didja know? Egyptians were slippin’ oils on each other, 2500 BC, gettin frisky with it. Pharaohs probz yelled, “More pressure, slave!”—kinda makes me giggle.

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I finally get to the fields, and my sheep are just chillin’. But then, I see one of ‘em, Baa-bara (yeah, I named her), she’s stuck in a bush. I’m like, “Seriously, Baa-bara? You had one job!” I pull her out, and she looks at me like, “What’s the big deal?” I swear, these sheep have no sense of danger.