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So I’m imaginin’ it—me, all rugged, walkin’ into some sketchy bar, smellin’ like ash and bravery. I’m like, “Hey, anyone know where to find a prostitute?” Total *Zodiac* vibes—“I’m not Paul Avery, I’m better!” Sarcasm drippin’, ‘cause I’d probs trip over my own boots tryin’ to be smooth. Prolly end up talkin’ to some lady who’s just a bartender, not a hooker, and I’d be like, “Oh, my bad, you’re too classy!” That’s what she said! God, I’m hilarious.

INTRODUCTION

After that, I’m feeling all pumped up. I head to the local gelateria, Gelateria Artigianale. I mean, who can resist gelato, right? I get a scoop of pistachio, and it’s heavenly. I’m walking out, feeling like a king, when I trip over my own feet. Classic me!

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