Natalie Cerda Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Naples

She’s got this vibe, y’know? Kinda like that messed-up world in *Children of Men*—all chaos, no rules. Reminds me of that line, “You hear that? Silence.” ‘Cause when she’s around, it’s loud as fuck—yellin’, laughin’, breakin’ shit—then she’s gone, and it’s dead quiet. Freaky, right? I’m sittin’ there, cuttin’ glass, thinkin’, “Joey, how’s this chick even real?” She’s a freakin’ tornado in heels!

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When you call someone a cerda or cerdo, you're calling them fat with a connotation of also saying they are vulgar, gross or despicable. I COULD BE wrong because different Spanish speaking .

After that drama, I head to the old castle. It’s on the hill, and the view? Breathtaking! I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I mean, I’m a local, but whatever. I see the whole city spread out below me. It’s beautiful, but then I realize I’m late for my meeting. Panic mode activated!

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