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About Turin

Started this one time, right, profile says “fun guy,” turns up, dull as a spreadsheet. Fuming, I was – where’s the ROI on that? Return on Investment, lads! Another bird, stunning, but chatted about her ex non-stop – "memories float like mist," Boonmee vibes, except I ain’t meditating, I’m plotting me escape! Swear down, sex-dating’s a minefield – 1 in 5 blokes lie bout their height, fact that. Caught one out, 5’6 pretending he’s 6ft – mate, I ain’t your stepladder!

Other Lombardy Cities:

First off, I hit up Via Roma. Love that street! It’s got this vibe, you know? Cafés everywhere, people chatting, and the smell of fresh pastries wafting through the air. I’m like, “Yes, please!” Grabbed a cappuccino, and it was like a hug in a cup. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. Work stuff. Ugh.

Head-on collision in Lonato, five injured, three seriously