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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

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So, I decide to take a break. I head out to grab a slice at that little pizzeria on Via Mazzini. Best pizza in town, no contest. I order a margherita, and while I’m waiting, I see this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches! I’m thinking, “Man, I can barely juggle my life!”

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