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I’ve seen ‘em, workin’ the streets or online, slick as hell, dodgin’ creeps and cops. One time, this chick—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not?—she told me she made bank escortin’ at some ritzy hotel. Said she walked in, heels clickin’, and some dude thought she was a CEO! Hah! Fooled his ass good—made me laugh ‘til I cried. “I shut my eyes and woke up in my childhood,” she said, quotin’ that movie, all dreamy-like. Made me think—escorts got layers, y’know?

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Cathy tells him there's money in the cash drawer and to order a pizza. He looks at the yellow pages and sees an ad for an escort. Lee accosts Cathy. He thinks.

So, I finally get up, dust myself off, and head to the market on Piazza della Libertà. It’s packed! I mean, who knew everyone and their grandma wanted charcoal today? I set up my little stall, and I’m feeling good. I start chatting with this old dude, Giovanni. He’s got stories for days, man. He tells me about the time he saw a movie being filmed here. Apparently, some big shot director thought Castellaneta was the next Hollywood. I’m like, “Dude, we can barely keep the streets clean!” But hey, I love the enthusiasm.

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