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So, how’s it go down? You’re cruisin’, maybe online – apps are the shit now, no more sketchy corners. You find one, negotiate – “No capes!” – I mean, no extras unless you pay, duh! Keep it quick, keep it clean, or you’re screwed – and not the fun way. I’d be all, “This is my decision!” like Simin, takin’ charge, but damn, the nerves hit hard. Heart’s racin’, palms sweaty – excitin’ as hell tho!

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I sprint over there, dodging tourists and stray cats. Seriously, those cats think they own the place. I finally get to the restaurant, and the chef is waiting. He’s this big guy, arms crossed, looking all serious. I’m sweating bullets, thinking he’s gonna chew me out. But then he just smiles and says, “You’re just in time!” Phew!

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