Madison Castelfiorentino Brothel ❤️❤️

About Naples

Mmm… donuts. I’d kill for one watchin’ her antics. She’s got this stare, man, like she’s judgin’ ya. Reminds me of that creepy cowboy in “Mulholland Drive” – “You’ll see me one more time!” I swear, Brothel’s plottin’ somethin’. Maybe she’s mad ‘bout the new bull stealin’ her spotlight. Jealous type, ya know? Oh, and her farts – lethal! Worse than a skunk on a bender. Nearly passed out last checkup, ugh!

Birth and naming

First off, I hit the road to meet my first student, Marco. He’s a cool kid, but he’s got the attention span of a goldfish. We meet at Piazza Gramsci, and I’m already sweating bullets. The dude shows up late, of course. I’m standing there, looking like a lost tourist, while he’s busy scrolling on his phone. I’m like, “Dude, we’re not here to check Instagram!”

Cleveland Museum of Art gives back manuscript page illegally cut from book in Italy