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Anyways, findin’ a prostitute’s weird, excitin’, and kinda spooky—like Werckmeister’s long shots of nothin’ happenin’, then WHAM, somethin’ big. “The world’s gone mad!”—that’s me screamin’ when I almost tripped runnin’ from a cop I THOUGHT was chasin’ me. Wasn’t even a cop, just some guy with a flashlight! Laughed my butt off after, tho. What a doofus I am! You ever tried it, buddy? Tell me EVERYTHIN’!

So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this old dude trying to cross the street. He’s like, 90 years old, and he’s got this cane that looks like it’s been through a war. I’m thinking, “C’mon man, you got this!” But then, outta nowhere, a scooter zooms past him. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s not a race!”