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Oh, an’ the slang – “DTF”, “NSA” – it’s a code, innit? Like a secret club! I’m muckin about, yellin “Sharon!” when I match, cos it’s mental – ya never know who’s next. Could be a stunner, could be a troll. “The past is a memory!” – movie line, fits perfect. Don’t dwell on bad lays, keep swipin!

So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this old dude trying to cross the street. He’s like, 90 years old, and he’s got this cane that looks like it’s been through a war. I’m thinking, “C’mon man, you got this!” But then, outta nowhere, a scooter zooms past him. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s not a race!”