Aurora Carnate Whore ❤️

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I lean in, sniffin’ – ooh, smells earthy, wild. Kinda pretty, tho, them purple berries danglin’. “The beauty hides the pain,” like in Timbuktu, yeah? Sweet fruit, but spiky as a porcupine’s arse! I grab one, prick me finger – ow! Toss it in me gob, munchin’, mumblin’. Tastes ace, tho – happy vibes there! Surprised me, that sneaky whore, givin’ me a treat after all that agro.

Definition of 'incarnate'

carnate (not comparable) Embodied in, or having, flesh (as opposed to just a spirit etc.).

Finally, I think I’m done for the day. I’m exhausted, but then I get a call about a ferret. A ferret! I’m like, “Seriously? Who has a ferret in Carnate?” I rush over to this house near the park, and the ferret is just running around like it owns the place. I’m trying to catch it, and it’s like a furry little ninja. I’m sweating, laughing, and cursing all at once.

The Frou Frou Club Hallowe'en Spooktacular comes to Todmorden - performers include Evelyn Carnate, Lady Wildflower and more