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Alright, mate, lemme spill the beans—sex-dating’s wild, innit? Dr. Evil style—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’m schemin’ here! It’s like Uncle Boonmee, yeah? Past lives creepin’ in, all mysterious-like. You swipe right, bam, ghosts of hookups past haunt ya! Sex-dating’s this freaky jungle—apps, sites, total chaos. Tinder, Grindr, whatever—scrollin’ for a shag’s the game. Little factoid: didja know Victorian blokes used coded ads for quickies? Sneaky buggers! Makes me cackle—history’s pervs, same as us.

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First off, I’m rollin’ down Via Roma, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Wrong! I get to the shop, and there’s a line out the door. Like, seriously? It’s just a bunch of dudes trying to place bets on some random soccer match. I mean, who even cares about that? But hey, money’s money, right?

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