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About Catania

Sometimes I laugh—whores got better stories than us. Ever hear ‘bout the gal who conned a lord outta his castle? Swapped a night for the deed—boom, landowner! Ballsy as hell. Makes me happy—stickin’ it to the man! But then—ugh—some creep always ruins it. Treats ‘em like trash. Pisses me off!

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Carignano (Carnianum) secondo la tradizione venne fondata all’incirca nell’anno d.C., da un figlio dell’imperatore romano Caro. Vi sono stati, all’inizio del XX secolo, ritrovamenti delle necropoli di età classica e longobarda e dei resti della strada romana Pollenzo-Torino.

But here’s the kicker. The cat jumps on the auction table, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, now I gotta compete with a feline for attention.” But then, it just sits there, all regal-like, and the crowd goes wild. They start bidding on the cat! I’m losing it. “What’s next? A bidding war over a pizza?”

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