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So, check this—back in Jersey, my cousin Vinny, he’s on these apps, Tinder, Bumble, whateverthefuck. Meets this broad, hot as hell, legs for days. They hook up, no names even—just animal shit. Next day, he’s at the deli, she’s behind the counter slicin prosciutto! Didn’t even clock her. "Do I know you?" he says, like in the movie. She winks, hands him extra gabagool. Sex-dating’s sneaky like that—turns strangers into somethin, or nothin, who gives a shit?

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Then, while I’m dealing with Fido, I hear a commotion outside. I peek out the window on Via Cavour, and there’s a cat stuck in a tree. Not just any cat, but the fluffiest, sassiest Persian you can imagine. I’m like, “Seriously? A cat in a tree? This isn’t a Disney movie!” So, I grab my ladder and head out.

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