Sofia Caneva Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

The Whore and The Giant by Gustave Dore

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First off, I’m heading down Via Roma, and I trip over some cobblestones. Like, seriously? Who designed this street? I’m an accountant, not a stuntman! Anyway, I finally get to my office on Via Garibaldi, and my boss is already in a mood. He’s like, “Where are the quarterly reports?” Dude, I just got here! I mean, I love numbers, but c’mon, give me a sec to breathe!

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