Leah Caneva Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Turin

Little fact—knew a guy, said prostitutes in old Rome had special coins. Called ‘em “spintriae,” dirty money for dirty deeds. Cool, but gross. She’d prob’ly think it’s funny. I don’t. Hate history lessons too. Anyway, she’s a mess, a loud, stinky mess. Like her, don’t like her—dunno. “Tabu” nails it: “A shadow of what once was.” That’s her, a shadow. Hate shadows. Hate everything. Pass me a whiskey.

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But then, I see it. The float! It’s got this giant cheese wheel on it. I’m not even kidding. I love cheese! I’m like a kid in a candy store. I start shouting, “Cheese! Cheese!” People are looking at me like I’m nuts. Whatever, I’m just living my best life.

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